When meeting new people through my books and working as a DJ, if my former career is mentioned many have said "I had no idea, you must put some of these pictures on your website". So without vanity (how could it be with some of the suits I'm wearing) or being a pretentious idiot here are a few snaps from the past of people I've worked with, been responsible for or bumped into along the way.

Please note about 3 stone of wobble has now been removed from my former oversized frame in some of these pictures and the goatee was banned on the basis of bad taste by the UN!