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My Books!!

I currently have 5 published books, my new book Mildred The Crazy Cat Lady is now available worldwide!


Each book has its respective page on this site and I hope that you can take a look.

If you would like books to be signed and with a personal message please do write that in the box that will appear when you add to basket or email me at immediately after purchase.


Being an independent writer is not easy so thank you for your support!


Please click the links in the top task bar or the images below to view each book page.


Thank you :)

Driving Wanker

Observations In Your Wanker Chariot

Reclaim The Road And Earn Points For Wanker Spotting!!

Top 500

Best Seller!!

Gym Wanker

a foolproof Guide To Gym Excellence

The Critically Acclaimed (ahem) Guide To Modern Gym Culture - Not For The Faint Hearted!!

The new bodyguard

a practical guide to the close protection industry

The Critically Acclaimed Book On Executive Protection

With Foreword By Sir John Foley KCB, OBE, MC, DL

If you have any enquiries regarding my books please do email me at

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