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My Books!!

I currently have 5 published books. My new book Mildred The Crazy Cat Lady is now available worldwide!


Each book has its respective page on my website; please do take a look!

If you would like books to be signed, along with a personal message, please add what you would like in the box that will appear in the shop section of this website. If you have any uncertainties please do email me at immediately after purchase.

Thank you for your support!


Please click the links in the top task bar or the images below to view each book page.


comic con
fan fiction

Driving Wanker

Observations In Your Wanker Chariot

Reclaim The Road And Earn Points For Wanker Spotting!!

comic con

Top 500

Best Seller!!

Gym Wanker

a foolproof Guide To Gym Excellence

The Critically Acclaimed (ahem) Guide To Modern Gym Culture - Not For The Faint Hearted!!

young adult literature

The new bodyguard

a practical guide to the close protection industry

The Critically Acclaimed Book On Executive Protection

With Foreword By Sir John Foley KCB, OBE, MC, DL

If you have any enquiries regarding my books please do email me at

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