- OBSERVATIONS IN YOUR
RECLAIM THE ROAD TODAY!!
Observations In Your Wanker Chariot!!
Flying Horses, Sending Caravans To France And Creating A New Religion
A Modern Day Drivers Guide Keeping You Out Of Trouble With The Law!
Motoring for most of us is a passion and enjoying the road, not just a means to an end.
Whether you drive the cheapest of motoring chariots or the most expensive, everyone is a member of this club as every day you will encounter some form of driving wanker.
Motoring is not technically difficult, but for reasons unknown to the thinking people of humanity there are thousands of wankers out there roaming the roads and coming into your path on a daily basis.
Here you will read about them and earn points when you spot them on your travels.
From workmen wankers to powered by fairy dust wankers and caravan wankers this book is your salvation keeping you out of trouble and restraining you from becoming a road rage wanker.
enjoy your driving again and accept the inevitability that today you will meet a driving wanker.
Hope you get max points for doing so.
The road is yours!
The Book Covers:
Chapter 1 - Inevitable Wankers
1. Powered by fairy dust wankers
2. Driving in the fast lane slowly wankers
3. Middle lane hogging wanker
4. Middle digit wanker
5. Make up, check hair wanker
6. Selfie wanker
7. Ladder wankers
8. Phone wankers
9. I’ve got children on board sticker wankers
10. Speed camera wankers
11. Parking enforcement wankers
12. Tractor wankers
13. I wish my wife was as dirty as this – Poetry wanker
14. Taxi wanker
15. Workman wankers
16. Take away driving wankers
17. Need to move that table wanker
18. Parking so close so no-one can get back in to their car wankers
19. Caravan wankers
20. Car is a moving dump wanker
21. Jogging wankers
22. Push bike wankers
23. Horsey wankers
24. God is my passenger wanker
CHAPTER 2 - Young Wankers
25. Stoner wankers
26. Drum and bass wankers
27. LRT wankers
28. Sober taxi wanker
29. Race meet wankers
30. Vaping wankers
31. Piss poor horn wanker
32. Cannabis stickers keep getting nicked by the filth wankers
33. Mum taxi wanker
34. Bus wankers
35. I’m hard “come on then” wanker
36. Daddy bought me this wanker
37. Think you’ve got a pimp/geezer machine
CHAPTER 3 - Midlife Crises and old Wankers
38. Doddery Old wanker
39. Porsche wanker
40. Golfing wankers
41. Lambo wanker
42. Bald wanker
43. Posh Jaguar wankers – despise the working class poor wankers
44. Driving with roof down in winter wankers
45. Jizzing water washer’s wankers
46. Revving your car to impress the ladies wankers
47. Sunglasses wankers
48. Dick head number plate wanker
49. Doggie driving wankers
50. Hiring a car to get laid wanker
51. Sunroof stuck when raining wanker
CHAPTER 4 - Rare Wankers
52. Football flag wankers
53. Del boy – car boot fair wanker
54. Parking hitting the walls wanker
55. Flashing Wankers
56. Pretty Women Wankers (Me love you long time)
57. Multi-story car parks smell like piss wankers
58. Travelling wankers
59. Bikini wankers
60. Dental Hygiene Wanker
61. Farting wanker
62. Stains on seats wanker
63. Giving the wanker gesture and then crash your car wankers
64. Head banging wankers
65. Stretch limo wankers – vomiting Shazza wanker
66. Dogging wankers
67. Knight Rider Wanker – A Hasselhoff homage
68. Lollipop traffic crossing Person (not a wanker)
69. Glamorous exit from vehicle wanker
Publisher: Clearwater Publishing Limited (8 Dec. 2016)